May 22 2018

FALLING FOR MR. SLATER – $100 Amazon Gift Card up for Grabs!

Guess what, chicken butt? I have ANOTHER giveaway going strong. This one is for a signed paperback of FALLING FOR MR. SLATER AND a $100 Amazon gift card! Enter below, and don’t forget about my other paperback giveaway happening on Amazon right now!

More to come. Release day is TOMORROW! 😍

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March 5 2018

Super Smuttylicious Giveaway

If you haven’t picked up Thor Cox‘s GRAFFITI CITY: CUMMAGEDDON, you are missing out on something truly hysterical.

You’re also in luck!

My publishing house Howling Mad Press is hosting a kickass giveaway: a paperback proof copy of Thor’s monumentous compendium of awesome (all five issues of CUMMAGEDDON in one book) AND a $25 Amazon e-gift card. Enter to win below.

For those of you just joining this feast for the eyes and genitals, here’s the blurb for GRAFFITI CITY: CUMMAGEDDON:

Griffin City is a tampon-stuffed toilet flushing itself into the ocean, a viper’s nest of desperation, a decaying den of thieves, pimps, pushers, and cum-grubby whores. But it hasn’t always been like that. Signs of better times linger in faded postcards of cherry-cheeked families playing on Wankers Beach, laughing teenagers riding the roller coasters at Horny Island, and lovers entangled over luxurious meals at Prissy’s downtown.

Now, the restaurants are owned by crime lords. Horny Island has been castrated and left to rot on the edge of town. Barbed wire seals off quarantined beaches, caged with bashed-in signs warning of industrial waste, flesh-eating bacteria, and raw sewage.

Nobody needs a sign. You can smell that shit.

From the spoiled waters of the poisoned sea, across the crumbling reach of the downtown skyscrapers, to the nasty-ass labyrinth of Olde Towne and the shady “businesses” on Fuck Street, the whole city bleeds from a rectal cancer that will kill everything you ever loved before it stuffs you cock-first into the grave.

On I-69, coming into town, you can hear the gunfire. You can see the carnage. The acidic flicker of fluorescent lights going bad buzz and flash across a welcome sign spray-painted into layers of art for the damned, tagged into chaos by meth boyz, booze bitches, and the criminally insane.

GRIFFIN CITY IS DEAD, MOTHERFUCKERS.

LONG LIVE GRAFFITI CITY.
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This “graphic” novel contains all five issues of GRAFFITI CITY: CUMMAGEDDON in one righteous tome.

Check out my thoughts on each issue on Goodreads. All of these stories had me pissing myself laughing! If you read filthy erotica and love to laugh, you cannot go wrong with this series. Please, for the love of all that is unholy, CHECK IT OUT! The individual issues are FREE for Kindle Unlimited subscribers. Click the book covers for info.

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Issue 1: A License to Jizz

Issue 2: The Spy Who Jizzed Me

Issue 3: Thunderjizz

Issue 4: Live and Let Jizz

Issue 5: Jizzraker


 

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February 6 2018

Book Bonanza Jam-za!

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If you’re even remotely plugged in to the book signing scene and have a pulse, you’ve probably heard about BOOK BONANZA, sure to be one of the biggest, baddest, most awesomest events of 2018. Colleen Hoover and her team of awesome over at the Bookworm Box are organizing the event, so you know it’s gonna be YUGE. Tickets for this signing sold out in minutes, and lots of readers were understandably crying in their Cheerios about not being able to go.

I’m honored to be a signing author at Book Bonanza July 20 – 21, 2018 in Denver. To commemorate my excitement about attending the event, I’m giving away ONE FREE TICKET TO A LUCKY NEWSLETTER SUBSCRIBER* next month!

Not a subscriber to my Wycked Wyldlings and/or Hard Rock Harlots newsletters yet? NO PROBLEM.

Join my lists today and be the first to receive details on February 14 (Happy Valentine’s Day!) about how to enter the upcoming giveaway. I promise not to spam you or share your information with anyone else, and I only send a couple of emails each month.

I’d LOVE to see you in Denver this summer!


* Be sure to add kendall at kendallgrey dot com to your contacts. You must CONFIRM your subscription to be added to my lists. If you don’t get a confirmation email from me shortly after subscribing, please check your spam folder (promotions folder for Gmail users). No confirmation = no chance to win a ticket. 😭