April 7 2018

SMUT SALE!

Here’s the low-down, short and sweet:

STRINGS and BEATS are on sale for $1.99.

NOCTURNES is on sale for $0.99.

This sale ends April 10, so grab your dirt-ass cheap copies now!

Oh, and heed the warnings on the books. They’re for real, yo.

Strings, Book 1 in the Hard Rock Harlots series

[Hardcore Erotica]

STRINGS 2nd ED - 200 X 300WARNING: STRINGS is not suitable for slut shamers, uptight stone throwers, Holier-Than-Thou prudes, humorless virgins, persons with chronic neck or back pain, pearl-clutching biddies, those who disparage crude humor or vulgarity in their many forms, closed-minded people with sticks up their asses, or anyone under the age of 18. The vile, base language and shocking, unholy sexual acts contained herein are not condoned by anyone with a lick of sense and should certainly not be reproduced without proper training and protection. The potty-mouthed and perpetually horny “heroine” (the term is used loosely) of this book does not resemble a normal, well-adjusted, or remotely believable person in any way, shape, or form. The author acknowledges that the characters in this book are shallow and two-dimensional; the plot is both ridiculous and insipid. She makes no apologies for any of it.

* Readers are strongly advised to wear latex gloves whilst reading to minimize contamination risks.

Free-spirited musician Letty Dillinger adheres to a strict, “no strings attached” policy when it comes to men. After a wild night of unabashed sex in a fancy hotel room, she never expects to see the adventurous stud she dubs “Shades” again. When her all-girl rock trio books a tour at the last minute as the opening act for their archenemies, Letty’s shocked to discover she knows the competition’s new lead singer. Intimately. Shades is no longer a one-night stand. Now he’s the guy she has to one-up on stage every night for the sake of her career.

Sharing close quarters on a bus with her sexy nemesis and his bad-boy buddies puts Letty’s Golden Rule to the test. On this tour, guitar strings aren’t the only things being played. And when heartstrings are pulled too hard, they’re bound to snap sooner or later.

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Beats, Book 2 in the Hard Rock Harlots series

[Hardcore Erotica]

BEATS 2nd ED - 200 X 300WARNING: BEATS is specially formulated for horn dogs, porn oglers, smut peddlers, BDSM junkies, M/M and M/M/F addicts, DP dabblers, body modification connoisseurs, and lovers of A2M backdoor sexy times. If you don’t fall into these categories, can’t stomach hot man-on-man action, or if you have no idea what the above acronyms mean, please back away from BEATS now. This isn’t the book you’re looking for. Failure to heed this warning could inadvertently throw unauthorized users into a persistent vegetative state, or at the very least, require administration of a defibrillator to the chest and/or groin area. Nobody wants that.

For months, shy drummer Jinx Hardwick has been silently crushing on her tall, dark, and scary bandmate, Toombs Badcock. Drawn to his frightening ink and scars, she yearns to uncover the shadowy secrets lurking behind his silver eyes, but Jinx is too intimidated to even look at him, let alone talk to him. When she stumbles upon Toombs and their manipulative lead guitarist Rax in a compromising position, Jinx realizes her chances of winning Toombs’s heart aren’t just a long shot–they’re nonexistent. To make matters worse, Jinx’s family needs her at home. She’s about to back away from it all–Toombs, the band, her dreams of fame and fortune–when Rax makes her an offer she can’t refuse: a no-holds-barred night alone with Toombs. There’s one small catch. She has to go through Rax to get it.

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Nocturnes, Book 3 in the Hard Rock Harlots series

[Hardcore Erotica]

NOCTURNES 2nd ED - 200 X 300NOCTURNES contains 511 F-bombs, 81 well-endowed male chickens, 65 girl kitties, 58 Richard the Lessers, 10 C-U-Next-Tuesdays, and a plethora of other colorful words and phrases that would deafen your virginal mother’s ears and make her bust out her “Shame on you!” finger. If you’ve been tuned in since the beginning of the Hard Rock Harlots series, you know the drill. The sex is extreme, the language is graphic, and the story is over the top. Prudes and under 18s need not apply. 

WARNING: NOCTURNES addresses serious topics such as alcoholism, prostitution, and cheating. If you’re looking for a barrel of laughs or sunshine and rainbows, this is NOT the book for you. 

Rax Wrathbone is the dirty rock star you love to hate. The filthy fantasy slithering through your bed sheets. The serpent in your lady garden. The snake bite in your panties that keeps you sweating all night. He. Is. Sex.

And he’s no good. For anyone.

After a nasty breakup with his best friend and their band’s drummer, Rax is flying solo for the first time in years. Who needs the drama of commitment when the line for your humping booth spans three city blocks? No, groupies and liquor are far finer company than relationships, and they don’t leave bruises after they’ve had their way with you. At least not lasting ones.

Rax’s new adventures as an alcoholic, guitar-slashing one-man show are going along swimmingly until the only woman who’s ever brought him to his knees shimmies down a pole back into his life. Eve doesn’t abide excessive drinking, she has sex with strangers for a living, and she can’t remember Rax’s name to save her life.

She’s perfect in every way.

Now, if he could just get sober long enough to forget his past and convince Eve he’s worthy of her future …

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October 17 2017

Happy Book Birthday, BANG!

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BANG

It’s BANG’s release day, and I couldn’t be happier! Thanks for joining me on the continuing Hard Rock Harlots journey. If you pre-ordered the book, you should have it on your Kindle. If not, you can snatch it up here for only $2.99 or FREE if you’re a Kindle Unlimited subscriber:

 

HARD ROCK HARLOTS SERIES SALE

You’ve probably heard that STRINGS is FREE until tomorrow, and BEATS, NOCTURNES, and ROCK are all $0.99 on Amazon US and Amazon UK until tomorrow. If you haven’t picked up these books, you might want to grab them NOW. They won’t be on sale again for a while.

 

AMAZON GIFT CARD AND SIGNED BANG PAPERBACK GIVEAWAY

Enter my Rafflecopter giveaway for a chance at a $25 Amazon gift card and a signed paperback of BANG. Be sure to share with your friends. You can enter several times a day.

 

WRECKING BALL RAX/NEW NEWSLETTER

OOOOH! And did you SEE? I also have a new Hard Rock Harlots B-Side (Track 3): “Wrecking Ball Rax,” which is ONLY available to my HRH newsletter subscribers. Sign up and get your FREE short story NOW! Check out this blurb:

Wrecking Ball Rax coverEvery asshole has an origin story. Except for those who were born assholes.

Rax Wrathbone has an image problem, and he doesn’t give two fucks about it. Let the world think what it will. Rax is gonna do what Rax does best: feed (his alcohol addiction), fight (anything and everything in his way), and fuck (groupies, girlfriends, and occasionally his best friend Toombs).

When his “girlfriend” dubs him a wrecking ball that ruins everything he touches and promptly ditches him over rights to a song they both claim to own, Rax takes his frustrations out on Toombs, his bandmate and favorite punching bag. But in a drunken swirl of forbidden public sex, Rax learns that punching bags have a way of hitting back—especially when your head is turned and that son of a bitch clocks you in the face on the rebound.

☑ Alcohol addiction: FED

☑ Battle for stolen song: FOUGHT

☑ Submissive bandmate: FUCKED

☑ Emotional distance from said bandmate: Also FUCKED

 

THANKS FOR YOUR SUPPORT

Thanks to everyone who’s shared, bought, talked about, and otherwise promoted my books this week. You own a special place in my heart. Hugs and licks from me to you! <3

October 16 2017

SALE. Bad-Ass, Big-Time SALE.

If you haven’t figured out by now, BANG, book 5 in the Hard Rock Harlots series, releases tomorrow. I’m ecstatic to share Jillian Frost’s story with the world.

To celebrate while you wait for Jillian’s grand entrance, I’ve launched a massive 3-day sale on the first four books in the Hard Rock Harlots series!

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STRINGS should be free on all Amazon retailers (links below). HUZZAH! If you haven’t had a chance to pick up this zany adventure filled with all sorts of sexual awakenings and … stirrings on an unspeakable scale, you cannot go wrong with FREE!

And if you fall in love with Letty and want to find out just how dirty Jinx is willing to get … BEATS is on sale for only 99 cents! (Sale begins at 11 am EST today)

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And when you finish being thoroughly SHOCKED by the filth in BEATS, hold onto your strap-on because holy hell, Eve does things in NOCTURNES you do NOT want to Google! Find out what for only 99 cents! (Sale begins at 11 am EST today)

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And just when you think these hawt, filthy rockers can’t possibly get any hotter or filthier, BIRTHDAY CLUB defies the laws of romance with a valiant middle finger in ROCK, which is also only 99 cents! (Sale begins at 11 am EST today)

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To summarize:

STRINGS is FREE and BEATS, NOCTURNES, and ROCK are $0.99 on Amazon.com and Amazon.co.uk today through October 18. Please double-check the prices before you one-click. Though I’ve pre-scheduled the price changes, sometimes Amazon is slow to implement them. (Edited to add: Like today. I’ve contacted KDP support, and they tell me that BEATS, NOCTURNES, and ROCK $0.99 sales should go live around 11 am EST today. Sorry for the wait!)

If you take a chance on these books, let me know what you think, okay? Be sure to read the warnings and heed them. They sound silly, but they’re legit! If you’re not sure if you can handle the smut (I turn that shit up to ELEVEN, motherfuckers!), grab the free sample from Amazon before you buy.


BANG 2nd ED 200 X 300Last chance to pre-order BANG, book five in the Hard Rock Harlots series! It’s only $2.99 or FREE for Kindle Unlimited subscribers. What are you waiting for?

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OOOOH! And did you SEE? I also have a new Hard Rock Harlots B-Side (Track 3): “Wrecking Ball Rax,” which is ONLY available to my HRH newsletter subscribers. Sign up and get your FREE short story NOW! Check out this blurb:

Wrecking Ball Rax coverEvery asshole has an origin story. Except for those who were born assholes.

Rax Wrathbone has an image problem, and he doesn’t give two fucks about it. Let the world think what it will. Rax is gonna do what Rax does best: feed (his alcohol addiction), fight (anything and everything in his way), and fuck (groupies, girlfriends, and occasionally his best friend Toombs).

When his “girlfriend” dubs him a wrecking ball that ruins everything he touches and promptly ditches him over rights to a song they both claim to own, Rax takes his frustrations out on Toombs, his bandmate and favorite punching bag. But in a drunken swirl of forbidden public sex, Rax learns that punching bags have a way of hitting back—especially when your head is turned and that son of a bitch clocks you in the face on the rebound.

☑ Alcohol addiction: FED

☑ Battle for stolen song: FOUGHT

☑ Submissive bandmate: FUCKED

☑ Emotional distance from said bandmate: Also FUCKED

October 14 2017

Wrecking Ball Rax

Are you a Hard Rock Harlots newsletter subscriber? I recently switched my mailing list service to MailerLite and will be deleting my old list in the next week or so. As a thank you to those who sign up for the new list, I’m giving away a FREE copy of my new Hard Rock Harlots B-Side: “Wrecking Ball Rax.” This is a short story (about 7,000 words) about Rax and Toombs that takes place before STRINGS on the HRH timeline. If you need some sizzling Rax and Toombs sex in your life, grab this NOW! Blurb is below. Hope you enjoy the new short story. Let me know what you think!


Wrecking Ball Rax coverEvery asshole has an origin story. Except for those who were born assholes.

Rax Wrathbone has an image problem, and he doesn’t give two fucks about it. Let the world think what it will. Rax is gonna do what Rax does best: feed (his alcohol addiction), fight (anything and everything in his way), and fuck (groupies, girlfriends, and occasionally his best friend Toombs).

When his “girlfriend” dubs him a wrecking ball that ruins everything he touches and promptly ditches him over rights to a song they both claim to own, Rax takes his frustrations out on Toombs, his bandmate and favorite punching bag. But in a drunken swirl of forbidden public sex, Rax learns that punching bags have a way of hitting back—especially when your head is turned and that son of a bitch clocks you in the face on the rebound.

☑ Alcohol addiction: FED

☑ Battle for stolen song: FOUGHT

☑ Submissive bandmate: FUCKED

☑ Emotional distance from said bandmate: Also FUCKED

October 8 2017

ROCK: Rebooted

ROCK, Book four in the Hard Rock Harlots series, is the final new cover I want to share with you. What do you think about wild Letty and her sassy attitude? Check out the links below if you haven’t had the … er … pleasure of reading about Letty’s latest shenanigans.

Long live The Rock!


 

ROCK 2nd ED - 200 X 300Book 4 in the Hard Rock Harlots series

WARNING: ROCK is a no-holds- (or holes-) barred bisexual, polyamorous lust-fest for the senses. It contains GRAPHIC LANGUAGE and EXTREMELY EXPLICIT SEX. This book is not suitable for readers under the age of 18 or anyone expecting a realistic story. A strong stomach, an open mind, and appreciation for over-the-top, egotistical characters are a must. Best read after STRINGS, BEATS, and NOCTURNES.

If you’d asked me to describe myself a couple weeks ago, I’d have told you I’m Letty Fucking Dillinger—The Rock in your cock, the cream in your wet dream, the spunk in your junk.

I had everything a girl could want: A hot rocker boyfriend, fame, a nuclear cooter, a smart phone … The whole damn world at my feet. I worked my ass off to get where I am, and I have no regrets.

But everything changed when *she* exploded on the scene with the mother of atomic bombs strapped across her chest. She’s beautiful, talented, and holds the key to my future—my life as I know it—in her hands.

I hate her. I fucking hate her. Because she and her merry band of bitches made me do something I’ve never done before. They made me doubt myself.

Who am I?

I’m not sure anymore.


 

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