October 18 2016

Why the World Needs Alpha Prez

alpha-prez_cover_200x300“Hillary lied about her emails!”

“Trump bragged about grabbing pussy!”

“Johnson doesn’t know what Aleppo is!”

“Stein is one of those anti-vaccine people!”

I don’t know about you, but I’m sick to death of this fucking election. Everyone’s mad at each other. People are unfriending pals they’ve known for years over differences of opinion. In two words, THIS SUCKS.

When the idea for a totally over-the-top vigilante president came to me, I couldn’t help but take the bait. The world needs some FICTION right about now. Some really crazy, goofy, funny, wacky FICTION to stave off the anger so many of us feel about the election process. THAT is why I wrote ALPHA PREZ AND THE FIRST LADY’S SECRET WEAPON. To entertain you. And me. And anyone who just needs a laugh. Because like the blurb says, laughing is better than crying.

alpha-prez-debra-anastasiaSo, today I present Jake Hammer, American Badass. He’s about to become President of the Motherfucking United States of Motherfucking America, and he’s gonna rock the shit out of the executive branch. Jake is a loose cannon, a total fuckwit, but above all, he’s an alpha who gets shit done.

Whatever it takes.

BOOM.

And his wife? Ah, she’s a pistol, that Setta! Wait till you find out what she can do. :-)

Alpha male. Alpha female. Alpha awesome.

If you’re ready to escape from the realms of Fox News, CNN, MSNBC, and all the other talking heads trying to get you to vote this way or that, take a deep breath, turn off the telly, and hit one of the links below. ALPHA PREZ will be like Calgon taking you away from this bullshit, if only for a few hours.

I hope you enjoy the ride. Thanks for listening, and best of luck on November 8. We’re all going to need it.


 

With guns like these, who needs the Second Amendment?

Terrorism. Corruption. Lawlessness.

Criminals are literally getting away with murder while career congressmen sit in their ivory towers, wringing their hands, calling each other names, and pointing fingers.

alpha-prez-madeline-sheehanThe American people are fed up with the same old empty promises from politicians. It’s time to elect a president who will kick some ass.

Enter Jake Hammer, the sexy-as-hell senator and presidential hopeful from Massachusetts. His stance on combating terrorism is as hard as his abs. His commitment to pound purveyors of corruption into submission makes his constituents swoon. His vow to nail criminals leaves female citizens breathless.

With a landslide sweep of the Electoral College, Jake and his mysterious new bride Setta are heading to the White House, but neither the president nor the first lady are what they seem. When a dangerous enemy from his past returns, their marriage may not be the only thing under fire. The country he worked so hard to save could go up in smoke.

Now, more than ever, the United States needs a hero.

Alpha Prez to the rescue.

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* This action/adventure story contains adult language, a sizzling side of hot sex, and lots of law breaking. It is not appropriate for readers under the age of 18.

** No politicians, political parties, or feelings (I hope!) were harmed during the making of this novel. This story was written in good fun and is not intended to push any political agenda.

*** Laugh! It’s better than crying. :-)


alpha-prez-tarryn-fisherYou can pick up ALPHA PREZ AND THE FIRST LADY’S SECRET WEAPON at these retailers:

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June 7 2016

#AmWriting

I’m proud to announce I am a contributor to a new book called #AmWriting, available NOW! It’s a collection of letters by authors written to our younger selves. All profits from the sale of #AmWriting benefit The Wayne Foundation (info below). Here’s the book description:

#AmWritingKnowing what you know now of writing, publishing, and putting your art out into the world, if you could go back to the day you sat down to start typing in your very first manuscript, what words would you offer to yourself? Words of encouragement? Words of advice? Caution against certain pitfalls? Would you change anything about how you got to where you are today?

The publishing community is so much bigger than it was before the self-publishing boom and it continues to grow exponentially every day. Unfortunately, it doesn’t come with a handbook or support group. #AmWriting is a collection of letters written by authors from all different corners of the publishing community. The letters provide words of encouragement or advice to those just starting out or those who have become discouraged in their art. At Pure Textuality PR, we believe in supporting each other as a community, and we felt this project would be a good way to bring writers together and maybe give some new artists just the right nudge to keep going.

100% of the net proceeds of #AmWriting will be donated to The Wayne Foundation, a charity dedicated to offering aid and services to young women victimized by illegal sexual exploitation and the sexual trafficking of minors. For more information about The Wayne Foundation, you can visit them on the web at http://waynefdn.org.

Publisher: Pure Textuality PR
Cover Art: Pure Textuality PR

BOOK INFO

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CONTRIBUTING AUTHORS

A.D. Ellis

Amy Joy Lutchen

Andrew Jericho

Ashlynne Laynne

Becky Flade

Beth Dolgner

Brandy Dorsch

Brenda J. Pierson

C.L. Foster

Cassia Brightmore

Cecilia London

Cherron Riser

Cithara Patra

Courtney Houston

Crystal Dawn

E.J. Stevens

Elizabeth Sharp

Ella Col

Emily Cyr

Emma Nichols

Erin Hayes

Erynn Crittenden

Felicia Starr

Gabbie S. Duran

Geri Glenn

Harlie Williams

J. Nichole Parkins

J.B. McGee

J.M. Gregoire

Jamie Summer

Jeaniene Frost

Jess Haines

Jessica Cage

Jody Pardo

K.c. Stewart

Karina Espinosa

Kasey Belle

Katie Kenyhercz

Kendall Grey

Kory M. Shrum

L A Cotton

Leyla Kader Dahm

Louisa Lo

M. Never

M.L. Steinbrunn

Mary Crawford

Michelle Mcloughney

Mike Gonzales

Misha Carver

Misha Elliott

Muriel Garcia

Nicole Zoltack

Pamela K. Kinney

R.A Mizer

Rachel Walter

Rebecca Sherwin

Renee Dyer

Sara Dobie Bauer

Serena Kearney

Shakuita Johnson

Shannon Bell

T.J. Michaels

T.L. Manning

Tracie Podger

Xandra James

THE WAYNE FOUNDATION

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Mission Statement

The Wayne Foundation is committed to spreading awareness of CSEC (Commercial Sex Exploitation of Children) DMST (Domestic Minor Sexual Trafficking) occurring within the United States.

Vision Statement
The Wayne Foundation’s vision is for a world without child slavery. We are dedicated to providing direct assistance to those victimized by exploitation.

Drop in Center
The Wayne Foundation operates the third drop in center in Florida recognized by the Department of Children and Family Services. It is located in Charlotte County Florida, and serves clients throughout Southwest Florida. Our target clientele are young women aged 13-25. Our DIC is equipped to provide daily services that include, but are not limited to: Food, New Clothing, Access to Shower, Media Center, Mental Health Assistance, SNAP/ Medicare Benefit sign-up/renewal, Family Counseling, Education Assistance, and Transportation To and From the Center.

Shelter Services
The Wayne Foundation continues to have the goal of providing shelter services to young women victimized by exploitation or trafficking. This is our primary long term objective.